Reduced Audio and Graphic files for MSNtv and other dialup connections plus information, help, humor, fun and parody.

Audio/Graphic Reduction Request Form
Compress, Convert, Edit and/or Mix.

.wav, .mp3, .au, .aif, pcm & PCM wav, ACM wav, .vox, .ra
.jpg .gif .png .bmp seperate pics from .pps, .pdf .

SEE NOTES BELOW FOR MORE INFO.

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SHORT FORM    * = Required:

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*Your E-mail address: *URL of sound/graphic file: Double check your spelling and just describe what you want in your own words! Enter additional URLs in the description box. * Description After Submitting Your Information, Wait... You will be directed to a Bravenet page to confirm your information.

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LONG FORM      Samples

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If you wish to read further do so but the above should be sufficient, if not I will contact you for clarification.

*Description Examples:
Briefly, concisely, and precisely
describe what you want.
i.e. Compress, convert or mix these sounds,

e.g. Mix the first wav with the 2nd wav.

e.g. Mix the first 10 secs. of wav 1
with middle 10 secs of the 2nd wav.

e.g. Cut dead/silent/scratchy part of first wav
then mix with 2nd wav:
On 2nd wav cut the 1st 10 secs,
and fix, mix and or fade ending.
or ...
e.g. make this image a flash file
(w/ additional [sound?] info).





BE SURE YOU TYPED THE URLs CORRECTLY!

If I cannot download the sound/graphic file(s)
It's likely I won't contact you :(...

If an email from me to you bounces or fails,
It's very likely I won't try to contact you again.

Once I have downloaded the file(s)
you will receive an email to reply to,
& to confirm/clarify request information.

While there is no charge for this,
I must confirm you aren't some brat
with nothing better to do (Get a haircut Kid!).

( No email addresses will be
sold, given away, added to a list, CCed, BCCed,
folded, spindled, mutilated,
or violated in any other manner :)

NOTE WHAT I CAN
AND CANNOT DO

I CANNOT EDIT MIDIS OR REDUCE THEM
(but I can make a flash file to make the midi play after another sound effect)
(EXAMPLE PAGE SOON)
(I will only do these if you have the midi at an account that belongs to you.)

I CAN reduce, compress, convert, edit and mix wavs and mp3s.
(There are limits depending on the type & length
of the original sound file and what you want done with it.)

Final versions will be placed online temporarily,
for you to grab and move to your own account or Pc.

Note the above e.g.samples as to part of what's possible.

I can also cut the middle of songs to shorten them
and mix the beginning and end to make a shorter version.
(Usually just used for effect.)

I can add multiple sound FX together in any order desired.

I can add mix and edit multiple sound FX.

Keep in mind...
1. The time length affects the filesize most of all.
The longer the time the larger the file.
2. Vocal and sound FX reduce better than music.
3. I am lousy at FIXing scratchy or hissing. Get a Professional :)
(i can delete the scratching and hissing parts though :)

...I can't mess with anything that is copyrighted,
so by sending me any files you are basically saying there are no Copyright's!
and I am taking your word for it.


GRAPHICS:

Many things can be done with online tools if you know how to use them.
If you don't I'll be glad to help.

I can compress, edit, annotate and adultrate graphics.
(Note: Some graphics are reduced to the max so I can only try.)

Many animations can be reduced by resizing, cutting frames and reducing colors.
Again, some are already reduced as far as possible so results may not be great.

Slide shows in Flash can be created, like this one (110k) @ http://bugland.us/flash/pages/famous_faces.html

Sound Files can be added to graphics using Flash, like this one (22k) @ http://bugland.us/flash/pages/kissme.html

MORE SAMPLES SOON!

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